Friday, March 27, 2009

I have a family of blondes...

Just the other day I was trying to explain a blond joke to my Korean student, but he just wasn't getting it. In order to fully understand, I felt that he had to hear a blond joke... problem: I've forgotten all the blond jokes I ever knew!!

Please share some blond jokes with me and help me fill up my repetoire!!

Also, here are some jokes to make you giggle today. :)

"Before the shopper could pay for her groceries with a personal check, I needed her address. 'What's your street name?' I asked. 'I don't have a street name,' she said 'I go by Juanita.'"

This is a sign in a bakery display case in an Oregon restaurant: "Please use tongues, not hands, to remove cookies."

Ever wonder who the genius is who decided to put fire hydrants in al the good parking spots?

Friday, March 20, 2009

The next week...

This next week may very well kill me. And I'm not exagerating.

Okay, maybe I am. But only a little bit.

I'm writing this depressing paper on recreational drugs and how they affect society. I needed a break, so I'm writing on this to avoid it.

Oh wait: For all my siblings: You know how Dad is a bear magnet? Well, I'm trying to do a special project with all the bear stories he has, but I'm sure I can't remember all of them. If you remember any bear stories from our camping excursions, etc. etc., let me know!!


Sunday, March 8, 2009

If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it...

That Beyonce song is stuck in my head. It's Eric's fault for doing part of the dance. When I saw him at church today, all I could think of was his cute little "Single Ladies" dance. Bwa ha ha!

Eric is my boyfriend's roommate-- yes, I did say boyfriend!! His name is Benji, he's twenty four, and is (sort of) from South Carolina. I have never met anyone quite like him, and so far, dating him is a blast. To those of you who think this man sounds familiar, it's because he is. We tried dating at the begining of the semester, but I didn't know him well enough to feel comfortable with his past and a possible future with him. Now I'm not saying we're getting married-- gosh, we've only been dating for a week and even I don't get that far ahead of myself. But I do like to be chosey about whom I date: who's to say I won't fall in love?

Anyway, so Benji and I found a shooting range up here in the 'Burg and he really wants to take me. I tried to hold up his rifle, to see if I even could, and decided that the kick-back would have me flat on my back in no time. He also wants to go to Yellowstone this summer, hike around, and... what was the last thing he mentioned? Oh I don't remember, but it will probably come to me at like midnight tonight.

We made creme brule last night. He saw it on my bucket list and told me we were going to do it! Today I get to try it... if it's tastey, I'll cross it off my list.

Anyway, there are a few pictures of me and Benji at the ward social, but we can't find my roommates camera. I guess you'll just have to wait a little bit. :)