This post actually has nothing to do with said man, but he's been on my mind, so it's dedicated to him.
Ah. Life. It's been kind of hectic lately with homework, a job, and trying to socialize even a little bit. Thanks to e-mails and cell phones I'm still talking to some friends, so that's nice. However, while reading Dustin's HILARIOUS "365 stupidest things ever said" calandar, I thought of a cheery little post I could write. The following are little things that cheer me up when I'm down or too busy to laugh. Enjoy!
"Smith, head of pubic relations..."
"I feel my best when I'm happy."
--the web address for "mole station nursery". Honest.
Tech Guy: How fast does your modem go?
Customer: It's not going anywhere, it's just sitting here!
--actual call to customer service
"Have the kids shot for Dad from $24.95"
--actual ad in a newspaper
And here are some of my favorite signs: