Friday, November 6, 2009


dream dream....

Some psychologists hypothesize that dreams are merely the brains way of putting random thoughts from the day into so coherent order.

Hahahaha. Maybe sometimes. But I don't know about you guys, but my dreams are usually not coherent.

For example:

Last night I dreamt that I had a new mother, and she was trying to find a husband, so she wore every bit of makeup she owned. We went walking with her two small, yappy dogs, prowling for a husband. Next thing I know, I'm at Grandma Carlee's house. Apparently, that's where the ward talent show/ family reuinion was being held. Everyone was on stage, showing us their talent. I was wandering around, just talking. Then, Brandon and Sarah show up. They tell me that there's a totally dismantled laptop on my car's hood. I ask them what I should do about that because my oil light has been spaztically blinking on and off. Brandon lectured me on taking care of the camry, and then I walked over to my car. Apparently, Grandma and Grandpa were storing it for me for the semester under a tree house. I see my car and realize that it's not a real laptop-- someone just drew (with window paint) a laptop on my window. I laugh, try to make sure the door's locked, and then stop-- my doors are ALL unlocked. How long had they been this way??? I get inside the car and try to find out if anything was stolen. Only two things: my phone's battery and SIM card. Yup. I then spent the rest of the dream trying to figure out why someone would just take my SIM card and battery.

OH WAIT, that wasn't all. While I was pondering this befuddling puzzel, Sarah and Brandon did their talent: it was a blindfolded pole/sexy dance. Though, there were no poles, and it wasn't all that sexy. And Sarah looked like my horrible roommate (trust me Sarah, that's not my unconcious saying I want her over you-- you're wayyyyy better than her. And cuter).

Then I woke up.

You call that coherent?


Brandon and Sarah said...

oh my freakin gosh, this is hilarious! First, the truest part of this dream is where Brandon lectured you on the car--can totally see him doing that. And, well, how did you find out that I pole dance? Seriously. I was trying to keep that one under wraps. Sorry it wasn't sexy. I'll try harder next time. Promise.


Kacey Kate said...

oh, i'll be sure to tell dream-brandon that I got my oil changed today.

its okay. if i'd found it sexy, you should worry.

Deidra Smith said...

Lol! I'm just impressed that you remember all the details. I vaguely know that I have dreams, but can rarely remember details. Kade sure has some good ones to share though:)